Hey, night babies,
Wow, that came out creepier than intended. Excellent.
Don't you just hate it when you're talking with someone and they just do not have an actual conversation with you? Example (I honestly just picked random things):
Person1: Hey, so I have this really weird story about a prank PersonA pulled on PersonB.
Person2: Oh, neat, so check out this new car I bought.
Person1: Ooh, I like the color. So, anyway, PersonA was planning this joke with mayonnaise–
Person2: And check out my new manicure.
I mean, I'm guilty of this crime too, so, I have no room to complain, but it's annoying and just plain rude. Can we please just talk about something together? I understand that you have a bunch of really interesting things happening in your life, but it would be really awesome if our conversations were not just about you, and me admiring you.
Read my lips, and chances are, you will see me swearing at you for this crime. That or mouthing lyrics. One of the two. Both are equally likely.
And if you are reading my lips at all during the month of April, chances are they will be bright red (segue dance, woot woot).
In order to raise awareness about sexual and domestic violence, particularly rape, people all throughout the month of April, all over the world, will be wearing bright red lipstick, or just bright red garments. Please, join the cause and wear red, awareness is key to solving any problem.
Also, I'm gonna add a new thing, a "on this day in history" thingy.
On this day, in 1952, the Big Bang theory was proposed by Alpher, Bethe, and Gamow.
People must have thought they were joking. That's sad.
I wish you all well, my nightowl babies.
Mama Owl
(my intros and signoffs are getting progressively creepier)
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